lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

• all of them
• every single one of them
• literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

• all of them
• every single one of them
• literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

• all of them
• every single one of them
• literally everyone

Glad we settled this

(Source: muutant, via joshpeck)

intensional:

me: can i have 100 million? im going out for dinner
bill gates, as my actual dad: only 100 million? lol! here’s 1 billion son

(via joshpeck)

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proportioned-prospitians:

I like my men like I like my maple syrup 

(Source: gwess, via virguin)

terns:

mark your territory by crying on things

(via thebootydiaries)

ithelpstodream:

A month ago, when 49 people were slaughtered in a gay club, we were told the blame lay at our feet, because if only everyone were allowed to carry a gun, we’d be safe.

Today, after a black man was held down, shot at close range and murdered, and we’re told he would have been safe if only he hadn’t been armed.

Which is it?

(via degasdad)

hadaes:

hadaes:

im gonna wear my sheep skin fur coat today fuck you summer 

it looks like this but i got it for 20 pounds at reading festival last year lol

it’s unbelievable how something you can find in every russian shop for 20pounds can become a fashion BOOM

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